It's good to be man

1.Your last name stays put. (Malay people different..)
2.The garage is all yours. (But the car is not mine...)
3.Wedding plans take care of themselves. (Yes!!!)
4.Chocolate is just another snack. (Not for me..its give different reaction)
5.You can be president. (Not in thousand years)
6.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (Of course...its only water park maa)
7.Car mechanics tell you the truth. (No no cheat...)
8.You don't give a rat's butt if someone doesn't notice your new haircut. (I do...hehehe)
9.The world is your urinal. (Not me...)
10.You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky looking. (Every station are the same...dun be picky laa)
11.Same work... more pay. (Yups..)
12.Wrinkles add character. (Old and mature man are the BEST..)
13.Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. (Yups...thats all)
14.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (but if got bushy hair chest how?)
15.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. (What is belch?)
16.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. (Yups...never ever...)
17.One mood, ALL the time. (Mood swing kadang - kadang)
18.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (Hahahah...precisely)
19.You know stuff about tanks. (Ermm....I don't)
20.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. (As long as got enough underwear)
21.You can open all your own jars. (Yups!!)
22.You can leave the motel bed unmade. (Hahahaha.....betul!!)
23.You can kill your own food. (Jangan membazir dohhh)
24.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. (A'ah...)
25.Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack. (Yups...economical too)
26.If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. (Stay in good shape help a lot)
27.Everything on your face stays its original color. (I stay with brown)
28.You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. (yes....ZZZzzzz...)
29.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (3 are enough...sandal,sliper jamban and shoes...cukup maa)
30.You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. (Why wanna tired your self?)
31.You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He's mad at me." (My imagination will go wild if TOOO LONG!!!)
32.You don't mooch off other's desserts. (yups!!)
33.You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. (I got problem with blue...)
34.You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. (Just turn lol...)
35.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. (What if I can? O_O )
36.You don't have to shave below your neck. (I do it every time shower...)
37.Your belly usually hides your big hips. (Slim and slender included?)
38.One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. (Yess....and can go for many many years)
39.You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth. (Teeth for me!!! XD )
40.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. (I grew it now coz looks much more sexy)
41.Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. (Shopping raya can be done in 30 minutes with dad and bro...with mom and sis can go beyond 5 hours...)

Enjoy...XD

Shuun