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Shuun

Double meaning...

Today my mom cooked Asam Pedas Ikan Cermin and ikan parang goreng. So I usually won't comment much bout the food coz I eat everything that being cook by mom. Tak memilih la kirenyer. So we had our dinner after father came back from surau for Isyak prayer. Wat Milo Fuse Mocha panas yg sedap...pergh!!! Memang terangkat...koyak kain pelikat aku. So tgh sedap nikmati the food...borak cam biasa.

Ayah: Keter Waja dah nak bagi abg~!!
An: Alaaa......!!! :(
Ayah: Ayah nak beli Satria~!! :D
Yan: Yang Uncle Loqman nak jual tue ker?
Ayah: Ehh...maner tau~!? *ala ala terkejut*
Yan: Ehh...ayah yg bitau!!!
Ayah: Ohh....yer ker~!?? :D
Yan: Keter kaler aper?
Ayah: Tak tau lak~!! Hm..
Ibu: An bawak Perdana V6 ibu...~!!
An: Tak nak...tak sker keter beso panjang~!!
Ayah: Kan best bawak V6?
An: Takleyh nak lasak lasak sgt...keter mahal~!!
Ibu: *jeling pastue senyum*
An: Alaaa...an bukan nak guner sgt pon keter...klu kejer KL public byk~!!
Ayah: Ehh...kejer JB jer senang~!!
An: Tgk offer camner...hehehe~!!!
Ayah: Satria bg kat ibu..senang nak gie memaner~!!
An: Abis la ya dpt satria...vroomm vroom~!!
Yan: Hehehe....vroom vroom!!!
Ayah: Tatau keter tue gie maner klu bagi Ya~!!
An: Bib dah wat keje sekolah?
Bib: Blom lg. Alaa...awal lg~!! *Jam dah kul10 mlm*
Ayah: Byk tak?
Bib: Skit jer~!!
Ibu: Skit-skit bib tue sampai tgh mlm~!! Ngantuk ibu tunggu~!! *expression org tgh tension*
Ayah: Skit bib tue sederhana ker byk? *sambil kunyah makanan*
Bib: Errm...sederhana.. :D *muker innocent*
An, Ibu, Yan: TAKLEYH PERCAYA~~!!!
Ibu: Pasnie naik siapkan dulu~!!
Bib: *mulut komat kamit*
Ibu: Saper ckp Asam Pedas kurang masin td? Bib ek?
Bib:...ehhh?? Tader la...~!! @_@
Yan: Bukan Ya ek...ya tak ckp!! An yg ckp!!
An: A'ah...mmg kurang masin skit~!! *mengunyah*
Ibu: An kuat masin...tak elok!!! Eiii...!!! Dah cukup masin dah kuah nie!!
An: Hehehe...dah lamer tak makan makanan kat umah kot~!! :D
Ibu: Ehh...ratah la ikan parang goreng tue~!!
An: Tgh ratah nie pon~!! *kunyah*
Yan: *kunyah*
Ayah: Bib...nak telur ikan nie tak?
Bib: Ermm..taknak...~!!
Ayah: Sedap nie...byk anak ikan dlm telur nie~!! :D
An: Leceh tul nak mkn ikan cermin nie...halus sgt tulang~!! *mengomel*
Ibu: Alaaa...dah tentu anak ikan cermin. Ibu cumer dpt beli yg kecik2 jer. Yg beso dah abis kat pasar~!!
An: Ohhh~!!! *mengunyah*
Yan: Anak cermin~!! *mengunyah isi ikan*
An: Untuk?? *pandang Yan*
Yan: Haaa?? Anak cermin~!!
An: Yer la...utk aper? *terkejut*
Yan: O__________O;;
Ibu: HAHAHAhahaha~!! Anak cermin? Untuk? Hahahaa...!!!
An: Ehhh~!!?? Awat? Bukan ker ya tanyer "An nak cermin?"...? Tue yg jawab untuk aper... *terpegun*
Ayah: *sedaya upaya tahan ketawa...*
Yan: Bukan la..!!!! Ya ckp anak cermin...ikan tue haa!!! *gelak giler*
An: Laaa.....yer ker!!! An dengor bender lain....ngaaa~!!!
Yan: Dah tentu tgh ckp pasal ikan cermin nie~!!! Hahaha...~!!
Bib, Ibu: *still ketawa histeria*
An: Lengkali bitau full sentence...maner la an tau!!
Ayah: Sebut anak ikan cermin...anak cermin mmg org tak paham~!! *nada serius...muker cam tgh struggle tahan ketawa*
Ibu: Anak cermin.....Untuk...hahaha~!! *ketawa lg*
An: Oitt...cukup cukup la tue...an nak telan makan pun susah!!! Susah tul kalau bender double meaning nie~!! pifff....
Ibu: Hahaha...tambah nasik an....ader kuah asam pedas skit lg nie~!!
An: Kenyang dah nie...burger abg zaini lom mkn lg~!! :D
Ibu: Nanti jgn luper buang sampah!!
An: Okeyh~!!

So tue la conversation time dinner td~!! Menikmati waktu relax sementara terluang~!!

Shuun

Unwanted Face teaser...kah kah kah

Small teaser. Coming soon...really really soon...this millennium. >:3

Shuun

I love women?

HOMG!! Sure I do. See how shock I am when people asking me this question. Haha..proof I'm just your average, normal everyday guy. Oh..anyway..I like to watch good looking male and cute little boy. It just a matter of looking and appreciating god creation. *If you believe me..I know many will doubt it...*

I'm changing now. Chubbier, taller, and you know what, my voice change this few days. It sound deep...and manly. Hahaha...no more gayish voice. Face...not much. Shave my mustache yesterday, and it turn out that I'm becoming young again.

Got 2 assignment to finish right now, and I didn't know whether manage to finish it up before tomorrow. A sleepless night. Ohh...it not raining again tonight. Hoping for the rain to fall down coz it so hot inside this room.

Ahhh haaa.... <3>

Shuun

tak relevan...

Have you ever thought that eating is a waste of time...eat more...starve more. Eat less also starve. Not eat, no starving...yes...no starving!!! We need at least 20-30 minute to spend for eating alone. What?? Waste of time you homo sapien. DON'T EAT!! Why? Coz I said so...and you all need to obey me. BELIEVE IN MY WORD. Better spend you money for my sake...my thing...hahahaha!!! Be my slave...live for me. Who can eat? Obviously...I'm the only person in this world have the right to eat. Why? Coz I said so. I have the power you fool. I eat, you don't. Fair and square. See, I'm generous person. No need to spend your money for food....nah...no need. Give it to me is better choice. Go starve yourself to death ok. I'm happy for you. Nah...I'm to ego to die.

Shuun

panas la weyh..*strip cloth*

I thot all the thunder and guruh from yesterday night might bless us with extra rain in the morning...but no. It doesn't happen. I'm sweating even with my table fans spinning like hell on my bed...*beside my head...* Gladly I didn't blackout like last week. Actually, kalau ikutkan nak bangun lewat skit...like 8.15a.m like that. But then, I really need to prepare for the worse la like the bathroom are full with people...even the tandas and jamban. So coz my positive mind already sum up with all those consequences, I decided to jump off from my bed(top double deck lol..) at 7.30a.m, after my phone alarm rang like crazy. Mandi bout 15 minutes. Damn it was refreshing...the coldness of the water run through my spine almost makes my wanna collapse inside the cubicles. The wat we call "Makcik Cleaner" is extra happy this morning. Singing like a songbird while I'm taking shower. Ok, it freaks me out. XD Anyway...need to rush to audio design lecture at 9.00a.m. I wrote more if got anything interesting to share.

Shuun

wajah ku...emotion ku...

Hahaha...~!!! XD

Nie baru senyum simpul yg original. Tersimpul and distort segala otot mulut, pipi and muka.

Random person-"Shuun, tgk budak laki tue...chomel giler...."
Shuun-"Maner...wooooo....chomelnyer..........."

Doctor-" You ader Migraine, High blood and allergy..."
Shuun-" What....???"

Hahaha...have a good day people~!! XD

Shuun

women love cat...

Have you ever wonder...

I've never understood why women love cats.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Picture credit to myself...I draw it


Shuun

Tag of gheyz~!!

What do you miss the most?
My family...and unexpectedly..."H"...

What do you do if you meet the person you hate?
Believe it or not...I smile~!! :D *see...i'm a kind person...but very jahat inside*

One item you really want?
Sony Ericsson Z610i Airy blue

What do you do if you're talking to a stupid person?
\(=*3*=)/ <---do this kind of expression

Last book you read?
Shin Chan...

The person you're thinking of?
hmmm...Tom and my "first" crush....

Last gossip you heard?
"Shuun love girl...HOMG!!!" - Divine-Star a.k.a Ween >X3

Last testimonial from?
Ntah...

Last person to call u?
Azaharul: Halo adik, wat per...? Ader call owner...bla bla...

Last person u talked to, about what?
Joka(roommate): Jgn la marah...awak marah saya ker? .....

Last 5 places you've visited today.
Design Fundamental Studio (Painting class)
Masjid MMU (Friday prayer)
HB2 food court
Jamban (Jabatan Am Berak Amanah Negara)
Shower cubicles (berbasahan di dlm nyer iteww)

Last text message you received from..
Yunyi: :D Welcome

Last cousins you've met?
Abg Adi

What did you do this weekend?
Assignment and self pleasuring~!!

Last person who kissed you?
My mom~!! <3

Last person who hugged you?
Hahaha...whose that lucky person that manage to hug me?? XD

Last person who pinched you?
No one...

Last item you bought?
Nasik campur with 2 ayam goreng, telur dadar and free soup... nyumm!!!

What is the reason you last cried?
I listening to very emo song that I feel so depress.....

What is your mood now?
"Horny nak mampos.."

Who did you meet 3 days ago?
Many...but the same face everyday la...

3 items that are near you?
Grey-chan(phone), mineral water and comp lol...

Who is your hero?
Ayah ^^

What are your plans for next weekend?
Do assignment all the way...

Why are you filling this survey?
Coz Ezreen suruh...

5 person you are tagging?
1)Kak Jue
2)Abg Naz
3)Ween
4)ALL NUFFNANGER THAT VISIT MY BLOG!!!
5)YOU!!

Shuun

200 post!!! *orgasmic volcano*

Reach 200 post count. Proud of myself lol. *orgasm again*

Here some jokes to celebrate
Two men and a woman were sitting at a bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says, "I'm a yuppie... you know, young, urban,professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a dink... you know, double income,no kids."

They then asked the woman, "And you?"

She replied, "I'm a wife... you know, wash, iron, f**k, etc."

Shuun

Pi Pi Pi Pizza-kun..to to to

Saw this AWESOME pizza commercial in Nazriks blog. I couldn't resist to post it here...hhaha~!! Its so cute...and catchy song~!! XD

Malaysia tv commercial should do something like this also. XD

Shuun

It's good to be man

1.Your last name stays put. (Malay people different..)
2.The garage is all yours. (But the car is not mine...)
3.Wedding plans take care of themselves. (Yes!!!)
4.Chocolate is just another snack. (Not for me..its give different reaction)
5.You can be president. (Not in thousand years)
6.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (Of course...its only water park maa)
7.Car mechanics tell you the truth. (No no cheat...)
8.You don't give a rat's butt if someone doesn't notice your new haircut. (I do...hehehe)
9.The world is your urinal. (Not me...)
10.You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky looking. (Every station are the same...dun be picky laa)
11.Same work... more pay. (Yups..)
12.Wrinkles add character. (Old and mature man are the BEST..)
13.Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. (Yups...thats all)
14.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (but if got bushy hair chest how?)
15.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. (What is belch?)
16.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. (Yups...never ever...)
17.One mood, ALL the time. (Mood swing kadang - kadang)
18.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (Hahahah...precisely)
19.You know stuff about tanks. (Ermm....I don't)
20.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. (As long as got enough underwear)
21.You can open all your own jars. (Yups!!)
22.You can leave the motel bed unmade. (Hahahaha.....betul!!)
23.You can kill your own food. (Jangan membazir dohhh)
24.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. (A'ah...)
25.Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack. (Yups...economical too)
26.If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. (Stay in good shape help a lot)
27.Everything on your face stays its original color. (I stay with brown)
28.You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. (yes....ZZZzzzz...)
29.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (3 are enough...sandal,sliper jamban and shoes...cukup maa)
30.You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. (Why wanna tired your self?)
31.You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He's mad at me." (My imagination will go wild if TOOO LONG!!!)
32.You don't mooch off other's desserts. (yups!!)
33.You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. (I got problem with blue...)
34.You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. (Just turn lol...)
35.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. (What if I can? O_O )
36.You don't have to shave below your neck. (I do it every time shower...)
37.Your belly usually hides your big hips. (Slim and slender included?)
38.One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. (Yess....and can go for many many years)
39.You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth. (Teeth for me!!! XD )
40.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. (I grew it now coz looks much more sexy)
41.Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. (Shopping raya can be done in 30 minutes with dad and bro...with mom and sis can go beyond 5 hours...)

Enjoy...XD

Shuun

Things you will never hear a man say

1. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

2. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

3. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

4. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.

5. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

6. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.

7. I understand.

8. This movie has too much nudity.

9. Damn, we're late for church.

10. No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.

11. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

12. Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!

Enjoy...~!! XD

Shuun

Hormone Hostage

Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other:

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

*Picture belong to me...XD*

Shuun

To wife and husband...

Real Reasons ?
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"TO MY DEAR WIFE,

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean. (dirty it again...lol)
17 times it was too late. (come home early next time...)
49 times you were too tired. (buy her some new shoes or jewelery)
20 times it was too hot. (switch on air cond...or do it in bath room)
15 times you pretended to be asleep. (scream that the house is on fire...tolong!!!!)
22 times you had a headache. (Give panadol activefast then do your thing man)
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby. (Do in different room la...lol)
16 times you said you were too sore. (Try to reduce it...)
12 times it was the wrong time of the month. (Find the right time...take note when she have PMS)
19 times you had to get up early. (Told her to cuti the next day)
9 times you said weren't in the mood. (Switch on the DVD player and watch porn together gather)
7 times you were sunburned. (Buy her new suntan)
6 times you were watching the late show. (Throw away all the tv inside the house)
5 times you didn't want to muss your new hair-do. (Aiyoo...which one more important?)
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us. (Build a sound proof wall next time...)
9 times you said your mother would hear us. (How come? She living in the same house? O_O)

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished, and one time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move."

"TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused.
Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to f**k the cat. (MEOWWWW!!! *frightening cat sound*)
36 times you did not come home at all. (overtime honey...)
21 times you didn't cum. (try different position..it might help)
33 times you came too soon. (watch toooo much porn before)
19 times you went soft before you got in. (alamak...pancit awal lak...sorry sayang)
38 times you worked too late. (no overtime...no extra money sayang)
10 times you got cramps in your toes. (can't help it...)
29 times you had to get up early to play golf. (Need to layan my client....)
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls. (Ouchhhhh....@_@...)
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper. (Always remind me to wear brief/spender)
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running. (Panadol cold and Flu is the solution)
2 times you had a splinter in your finger. (Pull it off...aiyoooo!!!)
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day. (no comment....)
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book. (grab the book and slap my peepee)
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc on TV. (again...throw out the TV!!!)

Of the times we did get together the reason I laid still was because you missed and were f**king the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe."

Enjoy~!!

Shuun