Life's reflections...

1. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
Shuun:- A little good exercise won't hurt..i think...(lazy bum)

2. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Shuun:- Cylinder included?

3. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Shuun:- hmmmm.....too many..can't really explain here... (Brad Pitt + Orlando Bloom + random good looking model = ???)

4. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Shuun:- I don't own any dog..so I dunno lol...~!! XD

5. Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Shuun:- Thats for sure la...~!! But anyway...Slow as long as it safe(I'm a slow driver...hahaha). Fast if only you got bad diarrhea.

6. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
Shuun:- She's lost? My mom love to stay at home and she still stay in "shape". XD

7. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Shuun:- Is it? Should I try this?

8. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Shuun:- This will be a great news to all criminal wannabe.... >_>

9. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Shuun:- Better photograph then her real head. No one want their wife head on the wall...that insane and...of coz freaks me out!!! @_@

p/s:I didn't wrote any of this. Credits to the people who create it.

Shuun