Things you will never hear a man say

1. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

2. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

3. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

4. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.

5. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

6. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.

7. I understand.

8. This movie has too much nudity.

9. Damn, we're late for church.

10. No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.

11. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

12. Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!

Enjoy...~!! XD

Shuun